For people who have run out of patience but still have plenty of opinions. They've survived the meetings, tolerated the idiots, and mastered the art of looking interested while mentally composing their resignation letter. This collection is for anyone whose last nerve has packed a bag, left no forwarding address, and frankly couldn't be happier.
Funny emu dish towel with “Don't Make Me Cut You” artwork
Don't Make Me Cut You Pirate Emu Ostrich Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny coffee magnet with stern eagle and Make Coffee Now command
Funny coffee magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Eagle Coffee Magnet
$4.95
No Crabs Allowed coffee mug featuring crossed-out crab artwork
Red No Crabs Allowed coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
No Crabs Allowed Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny crab dish towel featuring the No Crabs design
No Crabs Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny chinchilla dish towel featuring the Overworked Chinchilla design
Overworked Chinchilla Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Retired Frog artwork and “Do it yourself. I'm retired.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Retired Frog artwork, side view with clear lid
Retired Frog 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Disturbed Moose coffee mug with “Already disturbed. Proceed with caution” design
Light blue Disturbed Moose coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Already Disturbed Moose Funny Coffee Mug | Pithitude
$19.95
Funny blue crab dish towel with “Now I'm Really STEAMED” artwork
Blue Crab Steamed Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Blue Footed Boobie Assassin artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Blue Footed Boobie Assassin artwork, upright view with clear lid
Blue Footed Boobie Assassin 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Funny moose magnet with Already Disturbed, Proceed With Caution warning
Funny moose magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Disturbed Moose Magnet
$4.95
Inspirational Happy Face Turtle mini sign with smiling sea turtle artwork
4x5 mini sign featuring Happy Face Turtle, styled in an office with plant decor
Happy Face Turtle 4x5" Mini-Sign
$14.95
Funny turtle dish towel with “This IS My Happy Face” artwork
Happy Face Turtle Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny owl women’s red V-neck T-shirt with “This close to losing my shit” quote
Red frost women’s V-neck T-shirt flat back view showing the plain reverse
Losing It Owl Womens Red V-Neck T-Shirt
$25
Women’s royal blue V-neck T-shirt with intense Pithitude emu artwork
Women’s V-neck T-shirt size chart with bust measurements for royal blue emu shirt
Pithitude Emu Womens Royal Blue V-neck T-Shirt
$25
Funny raven hoodie modeled in silver grey with passive-aggressive Nevermind design
Raven Nevermind pullover hoodie flat front view with Edgar Allan Poe humor
Raven Nevermind Sweatshirt Silver Grey Fleece Hoodie
$49
Funny bear magnet with My Spirit Bear Needs a Nap quote
Funny bear magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Spirit Bear Magnet
$4.95
Funny Westie magnet with Don't Be a Turd message
Westie Turd Magnet
$4.95
Funny emu journal with “What new hell is this?” quote on a green hardcover
Hardcover What New Hell emu journal inside cover view showing the green cover
What New Hell Emu Blank Lined Journal Notebook
$23.95
Funny moose dish towel featuring the Disturbed Moose design
Disturbed Moose Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny emu dish towel featuring the Emu Ostrich design
Funny emu dish towel folded with kitchen props beside the printed design
Emu Ostrich Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny pug dish towel featuring the Motivated Pug design
Motivated Pug Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny crab magnet with No Crabs Allowed, Violators Will Be Boiled warning
Funny crab magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
No Crabs Allowed Magnet
$4.95
Funny owl magnet with It's Not Me, It's You quote
Not Me Owl Magnet
$4.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Overworked Chinchilla artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Overworked Chinchilla artwork, upright view with clear lid
Overworked Chinchilla 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Men’s black emu T-shirt modeled in a cave setting
Women’s black V-neck emu T-shirt modeled in a city setting
Pithitude Black and White Emu T-Shirt
$25
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Pithitude Emu artwork, centered product view
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Pithitude Emu artwork, left-side view of the wraparound design
Pithitude Emu 20oz Tall Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Slider Lid
$36.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Seagull Clouds artwork and “Some people are like clouds.” quote in a coastal port scene
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Seagull Clouds artwork, centered product view
Seagull Clouds 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Blue Crab Coffee Mug with “Now I'm really STEAMED” design
Blue Crab Coffee Mug, alternate product view showing the illustrated design
Blue Crab Coffee Mug | Funny Seafood Gift | Now I'm Really Steamed Crab Mug
$19.95
Funny cat dish towel featuring the Eye Punch Cat design
Eye Punch Cat Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Happy Face Turtle artwork and “This IS my happy face.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Happy Face Turtle artwork, upright view with clear lid
Happy Face Turtle 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95