For people who have run out of patience but still have plenty of opinions. They've survived the meetings, tolerated the idiots, and mastered the art of looking interested while mentally composing their resignation letter. This collection is for anyone whose last nerve has packed a bag, left no forwarding address, and frankly couldn't be happier.

Funny cat magnet with Stop Punching Me With Your Eyes quote
Funny cat magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Eye Punch Cat Magnet
Price
$4.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Poppy Think artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Poppy Think artwork, side view with clear lid
Poppy Think 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
Price
$24.95
Funny Box of Idiots chicken T-shirt modeled near a Ferris wheel
Charcoal men’s chicken T-shirt flat front view with “Who left the box of idiots open?” quote
Box of Idiots Men's Short Sleeve Triblend T-Shirt
Price
$25
Cut You Ostrich Emu Pirate coffee mug with “Don't make me cut you” design
Black Cut You Ostrich Emu Pirate coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Cut You Ostrich Emu Pirate Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny owl magnet with I'm This Close to Losing My Shit warning
Funny owl magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Losing My Shit Owl Magnet
Price
$4.95
Motivated Pug coffee mug with “I can't work today. I've fractured my motivation” design
Black Motivated Pug coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Motivated Pug Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny emu dish towel featuring the New Hell design
New Hell Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Pithitude Emu coffee mug featuring intense Pithitude emu portrait
Pithitude Emu coffee mug in a styled lifestyle scene, alternate product view
Pithitude Ostrich Emu Bird Mug
Price
$19.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Losing it Owl artwork and “I'm THIS close to losing my shit.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Losing it Owl artwork, upright view with clear lid
Losing it Owl 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
Price
$24.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with No More Fox artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with No More Fox artwork, upright view with clear lid
No More Fox 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
Price
$24.95
Not Me Owl coffee mug with “It's not me, it's you” design
Pink Not Me Owl coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Not Me Owl Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny chinchilla magnet with Overworked and Underintoxicated quote
Funny work magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Overworked Chinchilla Magnet
Price
$4.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Cut You Pirate Emu artwork and “Don't make me cut you.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Cut You Pirate Emu artwork, upright view with clear lid
Cut You Pirate Emu 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
Price
$24.95
Funny coffee and eagle dish towel featuring the Eagle Coffee design
Eagle Coffee Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Funny frog magnet with It Will Probably Get Worse quote
Funny frog magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Get Worse Frog Magnet
Price
$4.95
Meeting Cat coffee mug with “This meeting is bullshit” design
Black Meeting Cat coffee mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
Meeting Cat Mug
Price
$19.95
Funny hedgehog magnet with Not a Morning Person quote
Funny hedgehog magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Morning Hedgehog Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny hedgehog dish towel with “Not a Morning Person” artwork
Morning Hedgehog Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Funny pug magnet with I've Fractured My Motivation quote
Motivated Pug Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny retirement magnet with relaxed frog and Not My Problem Anymore theme
Funny retirement magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Retired Frog Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny seagull magnet with Some People Are Like Clouds quote
Funny seagull magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Seagull Clouds Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny Chihuahua magnet with I'm Punching You With My Eyes quote
Funny Chihuahua magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Eye Punch Chihuahua Dog Magnet
Price
$4.95
Iguana Care black coffee mug with “Wait for it... Nope. Still don't care” design
Iguana Care black coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Iguana Care Black Ceramic Mug
Price
$19.95
Funny iguana magnet with Wait for It. Nope. Still Do Not Care quote
Funny iguana magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Iguana Care Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny emu magnet featuring the wide-eyed Pithitude bird logo
Pithitude Emu Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny alpaca magnet with Well, At Least You're Pretty quote
Funny alpaca magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Pretty Alpaca Magnet
Price
$4.95
Funny pirate emu magnet with Don't Make Me Cut You warning
Funny pirate emu magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Cut You Emu Pirate Magnet
Price
$4.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Idiot Box Chick artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Idiot Box Chick artwork, upright view with clear lid
Idiot Box Chick 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
Price
$24.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Pithitude Emu artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Pithitude Emu artwork, upright view with clear lid
Pithitude Emu 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
Price
$24.95
Funny coffee magnet with black buzzard and Coffee Black Like My Soul quote
Funny coffee magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Black Buzzard Magnet
Price
$4.95