For people who have run out of patience but still have plenty of opinions. They've survived the meetings, tolerated the idiots, and mastered the art of looking interested while mentally composing their resignation letter. This collection is for anyone whose last nerve has packed a bag, left no forwarding address, and frankly couldn't be happier.

Funny owl dish towel with “I'm This Close to Losing It” artwork
Losing It Owl Flour Sack Dish Towel
Losing It Owl Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Blue-Footed Boobie Assassin blue coffee mug with “Good morning. I see the assassins have failed” design
Blue-Footed Boobie Assassin blue coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Blue Mug
Price
$19.95
Funny chick dish towel with “Who Left the Box of Idiots Open Again?” artwork
Idiot Chick Flour Sack Dish Towel
Idiot Chick Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
What New Hell emu green coffee mug with “What new hell is this?” design
What New Hell emu green coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
What New Hell Emu Ostrich Green Ceramic Mug
Price
$19.95
Idiot Box Chick coffee mug with “Who left the box of idiots open again?” design
Yellow Idiot Box Chick coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Idiot Box Chick Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny blue-footed booby dish towel with “Good Morning. I See the Assassins Have Failed” artwork
Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Losing it Owl coffee mug with “I'm this close to losing my sh*t” design
Black Losing it Owl coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Losing it Owl Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Happy Face Turtle coffee mug featuring smiling sea turtle artwork
White Happy Face Turtle coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Happy Face Turtle Mug
Price
$19.95
Eye Punch Cat funny coffee mug with “Stop punching me with your eyes!” design
Eye Punch Cat Funny Mug
Eye Punch Cat Funny Mug
Price
$19.95
Raven Nevermind coffee mug with “Nevermind” design
Raven Nevermind coffee mug in a styled lifestyle scene, alternate product view
Raven Nevermind Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny kitchen dish towel with “No More Fox” artwork
Funny kitchen dish towel with No More Fox artwork displayed on an oven handle
No More Fox Flour Sack Dish Towel – A Mood-Lifting Funny Kitchen Towel for the Days You’re Done
Price
$14.95
WTF Emu Mug with Dark Blue Handle | Funny Bird Cup
WTF Emu Mug with Dark Blue Handle | Funny Bird Cup
WTF Emu Mug with Dark Blue Handle | Funny Bird Cup
Price
$19.95
Funny emu magnet with exhausted What New Hell expression
Funny emu magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
What New Hell Emu Magnet
Price
$4.95
Retired Frog Blue coffee mug with “Do it yourself. I'm retired” design
Light blue Retired Frog Blue coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Retired Frog Blue Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny chicken magnet asking Who Left the Box of Idiots Open Again?
Funny chicken magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Idiot Box Chick Magnet
Price
$4.95
Black Buzzard Coffee Mug with “I like my coffee black, like my soul” design
Black Buzzard Coffee Mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Black Buzzard Coffee Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny retirement dish towel featuring the Retired Frog design
Retired Frog Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Seagull Clouds funny coffee mug with “Some people are like clouds” design
Light blue Seagull Clouds funny coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Seagull Cloud Funny Quote Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny raven dish towel featuring the Raven Nevermind design
Funny raven dish towel with Raven Nevermind artwork displayed on an oven handle
Raven Nevermind Flour Sack Dish Towel
Price
$14.95
Happy sea turtle magnet with sunny beach quote and smiling turtle
Happy sea turtle magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Happy Face Sea Turtle Magnet
Price
$4.95
Eye Punch Chihuahua blue coffee mug with “I'm punching you with my eyes” design
Eye Punch Chihuahua blue coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Eye Punch Dog Chihuahua Blue Mug Cup
Price
$19.95
Funny fox magnet with I Have No More Fox to Give quote
Funny fox magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
No More Fox Magnet | Funny Sarcastic Gift
Price
$4.95
Funny blue-footed booby magnet with Good Morning, the Assassins Have Failed quote
Funny blue-footed booby magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Magnet
Price
$4.95
Pretty Alpaca coffee mug with “Well, at least you're pretty” design
Pretty Alpaca coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Pretty Alpaca Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
No More Fox coffee mug with “I have no more fox to give” design
No More Fox coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
No More Fox Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny Blue-Footed Boobie Assassin T-shirt modeled in a park
Navy men’s bird T-shirt flat front view with failed assassins quote
Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Men's Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Price
$25
Get Worse Frog coffee mug with “It will probably get worse” design
Light blue Get Worse Frog coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Get Worse Frog Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Morning Hedgehog coffee mug with “Not a morning person” design
Light blue Morning Hedgehog coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Morning Hedgehog Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95
Funny raven magnet with Nevermind quote and Edgar Allan Poe wordplay
Funny raven magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Raven Nevermind Magnet
Price
$4.95
Eagle Coffee Now black coffee mug with “MAKE COFFEE NOW” design in a styled lifestyle scene
Eagle Coffee Now black coffee mug, alternate product view showing the illustrated design
Eagle Coffee Now Mug by Pithitude
Price
$19.95