We believe the world has enough bland. Enough "meh." That’s why every design you see here is created and hand-illustrated by our founder: the original sharp-tongued, quick-witted force behind the brand.

These aren't clipart knockoffs or tired trends.
They're original, clever, and occasionally snarky expressions of real personality. Yours included.

We're not just printing shirts. We’re printing statements. And we do it all in-house. Our talented staff handles the printing right here on-site: no outsourcing, no drop-shipping, no wondering where your order disappeared to. That means better quality, faster service, and products made by people who actually care (and know what they're doing).

Want to personalize a design? Add your name, your dog’s name, or your secret alter ego? No problem. Many of our pieces can be customized to make them even more you, without losing the punch.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself, gifting someone with a sense of humor, or just here to browse and laugh, we’re glad you found us. You’ve got something to say.

We’re just here to help you say it... with Pithitude.