Pithitude is an independent humor gift company creating funny mugs, dish towels, drinkware, journals, apparel, magnets, signs, and small gifts that make people feel seen. Based in Brookings, Oregon, Pithitude prints on-site and ships nationwide for free on orders over $39.
No Crabs Dish Towel
No crabs allowed. Violators will be boiled. And later dipped in butter. House rules are house rules, and this kitchen enforces them with both authority and a very clear plan for what happens next. A hilariously bold towel for anyone who runs a tight ship in the kitchen.
A perfect gift for seafood lovers, beach house kitchens, and anyone who appreciates a sign that means business.
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Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.
We ship Monday through Friday via UPS and USPS. Orders without customization generally ship the next business day. You will receive tracking confirmation via email when your order ships. For custom orders, please add 48hrs to processing time.
TUESDAY: 10-4
WEDNESDAY: 10-4
THURSDAY: 10-4
FRIDAY: 10-4
SATURDAY: 10-4
SUNDAY: 10-4
Closed Mondays
Come laugh with us at the Port of Brookings-Harbor,
where the Chetco River meets the mighty Pacific Ocean!
1 (541) 254-9550
shop@pithitude.com
Find us on the boardwalk...
next door to Bell & Whistle Coffee House, and behind Boardwalk Mail.
16340 Lower Harbor Rd. #102
Brookings, OR 97415
Pithitude is an independent humor gift company creating funny mugs, dish towels, drinkware, journals, apparel, magnets, signs, and small gifts that make people feel seen. Based in Brookings, Oregon, Pithitude prints on-site and ships nationwide.
Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.