“What New Hell is This?”
Some mornings start with optimism. Others start with a look like this. With a face that perfectly captures the feeling of checking your inbox or opening the news, this hand-illustrated emu is here to witness it all. Equal parts panic and deadpan, this bright green hardcover journal is your go-to when life’s latest twist deserves documentation.
Printed in-house at our Oregon studio, it’s ready for sarcasm, soul-searching, and scheduling your next breakdown.
Details:
Size: A5 (5.8” x 8.3”) – fits in your tote, glovebox, or emergency go-bag
Cover: Matte hardcover with a soft-touch finish (smoother than this week’s disaster)
Interior: 128 college-ruled lined pages (approx. 7mm spacing)
Paper: 120 gsm—sturdy enough for strong language and uncensored thoughts
Includes: Black-ink pen, elastic band closure, built-in pen loop, inner pocket for grievances or receipts, double ribbon bookmark
Mood: Overwhelmed. Alert. Sarcastically sentient.
Why You’ll Love It:
Lays flat for maximum ranting efficiency
That emu? Illustrated by hand and visibly done with everything
Printed and packed by our small-but-determined team in Oregon
Includes a pen, because hell waits for no one
A portion of proceeds supports SMART Reading in Oregon—because reading is still one of the few escapes
Journals ship free when you buy two or more
Gift It To:
Coworkers. Burnt-out parents. News junkies. Yourself—especially on Mondays.
Snag this one now. Before the next news cycle hits.
