New Hell Flour Sack Dish Towel

Price
$14.95

New Hell Dish Towel

What new HELL is this? The old hell was bad enough. A towel for every morning, every Monday, every inbox, and every moment when the universe has clearly decided to introduce a fresh layer of chaos. Hang it prominently. It will be accurate.

A perfect gift for anyone who greets each new development with the appropriate level of dramatic exhaustion.

Perfect for:

  • Anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately regretted it
  • Fans of dramatic but accurate kitchen commentary
  • Funny housewarming and birthday gifts for the perpetually beleaguered

Details:

  • 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel
  • Flat weave
  • 27" x 27"
  • Machine washable, tumble dry
  • Made in USA with imported materials
  • Original artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell

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Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.

Shipping Information

We ship Monday through Friday via UPS and USPS. Orders without customization generally ship the next business day. You will receive tracking confirmation via email when your order ships. For custom orders, please add 48hrs to processing time.

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