"Good Morning. I See the Assassins Have Failed." Dish Towel
Would you like some breakfast, then? This magnificently ridiculous Blue-Footed Booby delivers the line with the cool, unhurried confidence of someone who sent the assassins in the first place.
A perfect gift for birdwatchers, wildlife lovers, and anyone who starts their morning with a quiet sense of menace and impeccable blue footwear.
Perfect for:
- Birdwatchers and wildlife enthusiasts
- Fans of absurd humor and understated villainy
- Funny housewarming and birthday gifts for the quietly dangerous
Details:
- 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel
- Flat weave
- 27" x 27"
- Machine washable, tumble dry
- Made in USA with imported materials
- Original artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell
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