Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Reusable Fabric Wall Decal

Price
$28

Some people wake up and think, “What a beautiful day.”
This bird greets the day with, “Good morning, I see the assassins have failed.”

Our Blue Footed Boobie wall decal is for the person who has survived one too many meetings, group chats, or family gatherings. Big, bold eyes, ridiculous blue feet, and a greeting that tells the world you are tired, still kicking, and not here for nonsense.

Not recommended for kids rooms or sensitive in laws. Perfect for offices, studios, and any kitchen where coffee counts as a security measure.

Renter-Friendly Decor That Won’t Start a Fight with Your Landlord

Fabric wall decals are perfect for renters, dorm dwellers, and anyone who doesn’t own a stud finder. They peel off cleanly, stick again, and never leave residue.

Made from Premium Fabric, Not Plastic Vinyl

These decals have a soft matte finish that looks like printed artwork, not shiny stickers. They photograph beautifully in real homes and real lighting situations.

Repositionable and Reusable

Commitment issues welcome. Move them around until your wall feels right. Seasonal? Mood-based? Rearranged furniture? These decals are built for it.

Fast Decorating Without Tools or Drama

No nails, no frames, no leveling apps, no sweating. Peel them off the backing and stick them on the wall. It’s fun, fast, and takes less time than deciding what’s for dinner.

Infused with Pithitude’s Signature Humor

Each set includes witty illustrated designs that make people laugh, smile, and immediately think of “their person.” Perfect for offices, entryways, bathrooms, and cozy corners that need some charm.

Eco-Conscious & Better for Indoor Spaces

Made from a biodegradable fabric material with low-VOC adhesive. Safer for indoor air and kinder to the planet than traditional vinyl wall stickers.

Designed, Printed, and Packed In-House

Every decal is created and produced in our Brookings, Oregon studio. Small-batch printing lets us control color quality and detail, and helps prevent overproduction.

Shipping Information

We ship Monday through Friday via UPS and USPS. Orders without customization generally ship the next business day. You will receive tracking confirmation via email when your order ships. For custom orders, please add 48hrs to processing time.

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