Hope for the best. Expect the worst. Keep the receipt. This collection is for people who believe things might actually work out, but aren't about to get caught unprepared. They've got a backup plan, an emergency chocolate stash, and just enough faith in humanity to be disappointed again tomorrow. Optimism is alive and well. It's just wearing a helmet.
Calm Giraffe funny coffee mug with “Kindly do not alter my calm. Thank you” design
White Calm Giraffe funny coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Calm Giraffe Funny Quote Mug
$19.95
Funny giraffe dish towel with “Kindly Do Not Alter My Calm” artwork
Calm Giraffe Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Basset Hound kidney stone coffee mug with “This too shall pass like a kidney stone” design
Black Basset Hound kidney stone coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Basset Hound Beagle Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Beaver Things coffee mug with “I drink the coffee and I do the things” design
Dark green Beaver Things coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Beaver Things Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny cardinal dish towel with “Having a Bad Day? Cussing Might Help” artwork
Funny cardinal dish towel with Cardinal Cussing artwork displayed on an oven handle
Cardinal Cussing Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Awesome Squirrel coffee mug with “Go ahead. Tell me again how awesome I am” design
Awesome Squirrel coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Awesome Squirrel Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny squirrel dish towel featuring the Awesome Squirrel design
Awesome Squirrel Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Cardinal Cussing coffee mug with “Having a bad day? Maybe cussing will help” design
White Cardinal Cussing coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Cardinal Cussing Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
I'm A Keeper Bee coffee mug with “I'm a keeper” design
Black I'm A Keeper Bee coffee mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
I'm A Keeper Bee Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny squirrel magnet with Tell Me Again How Awesome I Am quote
Funny squirrel magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Awesome Squirrel Magnet
$4.95
Funny coffee lover magnet with beaver and I Drink the Coffee and Do the Things quote
Funny coffee lover magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Beaver Things Magnet
$4.95
Bee gift dish towel with “I'm a Keeper” artwork
Bee gift dish towel with I'm A Keeper Bee artwork displayed on an oven handle
I'm A Keeper Bee Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny beekeeper magnet with I'm a Keeper bee pun
Funny beekeeper magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
I'm A Keeper Bee Magnet
$4.95
Orca Whale Way Black Coffee Mug with “Where there's a whale, there's a way” design
Orca Whale Way Black Coffee Mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Orca Whale Way Black Coffee Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny Sasquatch magnet with campfire hot dogs and Wanted: Female With Buns quote
Sasquatch Campfire Buns Magnet
$4.95
Calm giraffe magnet with Kindly Do Not Alter My Calm message
Calm giraffe magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Calm Giraffe Magnet
$4.95
Funny cardinal magnet with Having a Bad Day? Cussing Might Help quote
Funny cardinal magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Cardinal Cussing Magnet
$4.95
Funny Basset Hound magnet with This Too Shall Pass Like a Kidney Stone quote
Funny Basset Hound magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Basset Hound Kidney Stone Magnet
$4.95
Inspirational jellyfish magnet with Go With the Flow message
Inspirational jellyfish magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Jellyfish Flow Magnet
$4.95
Oregon meadowlark magnet with She Flies With Her Own Wings state motto
Oregon meadowlark magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Meadowlark Flies Magnet
$4.95
Morning Robin coffee mug with “Caution: Morning Person” design
Yellow Morning Robin coffee mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
Morning Robin Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Sasquatch Campfire Buns coffee mug with “Wanted: Female. With Buns. And maybe some mustard” design
Dark blue Sasquatch Campfire Buns coffee mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
Sasquatch Campfire Buns Mug
$19.95
Jellyfish dish towel with Jellyfish Flow artwork displayed on an oven handle
Jellyfish dish towel close-up with “Go with the F l o w” artwork and lettering
Jellyfish Flow Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Pink Flamingo Dance Flour Sack Dish Towel
Pink Flamingo Dance Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Cardinal Cussing artwork and “Having a bad day?” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Cardinal Cussing artwork, upright view with clear lid
Cardinal Cussing 12oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Clear Lid
$24.95
Go With the Flow Jellyfish blue coffee mug with “Go with the flow” design
Dark blue Go With the Flow Jellyfish blue coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Jellyfish Go With the Flow Blue Ceramic Mug
$19.95
Inspirational orca magnet with Where There's a Whale, There's a Way pun
Inspirational orca magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Orca Whale Way Magnet
$4.95
Pink Flamingos Dance coffee mug with “Always take time to dance” design
Light blue Pink Flamingos Dance coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Pink Flamingos Dance Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Winging It Coffee Mug featuring flying swallow bird artwork
Pink Winging It Coffee Mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
Winging It Coffee Mug | Funny Bird Gift | Swallow Bird Mug
$19.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Calm Giraffe artwork and “Kindly do not alter my calm.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Calm Giraffe artwork, upright view with clear lid
Calm Giraffe 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95