"Kindly Do Not Alter My Calm." Giraffe Dish Towel
Not leaving your mess on the counter will help. This serene, long-necked philosopher has achieved a state of peace that most of us can only aspire to, and she is not interested in having it disrupted. A gentle but firm reminder that some kitchens have standards.
Hang it as a polite notice to all household members, or gift it to the zen person in your life who is one minor inconvenience away from losing it entirely.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who keeps the peace through sheer force of will
- Funny housewarming, birthday, and hostess gifts
- Kitchens that require a certain level of decorum
Details:
- 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel
- Flat weave
- 27" x 27"
- Machine washable, tumble dry
- Made in USA with imported materials
- Original artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell
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