Escape Artists know that getting away doesn't always require leaving town. Sometimes all it takes is a good story, a change of scenery, or a strategically ignored phone. This collection is for readers, wanderers, beach lovers, and anyone who knows that being unavailable can be a beautiful thing.
Funny women’s purple V-neck T-shirt with drunk fairy tale quote
Purple women’s fairy tale T-shirt alternate product view
Drunk Fairy Tale Purple Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$25
Drunk Fairy Tale Black coffee mug with “If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk” design
Drunk Fairy Tale Black coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Drunk Fairy Tale Black Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny mermaid magnet with Let's Drink Coffee and Be Mermaids quote
Funny mermaid magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Mermaid Coffee Magnet
$4.95
Funny sloth magnet with I Love Running, Just Kidding, I Love Naps quote
Funny sloth magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Sloth Running Magnet
$4.95
Funny introvert cat women’s teal V-neck T-shirt with “Go away, I’m introverting” quote
Women’s V-neck T-shirt size chart with bust measurements for Introvert Cat shirt
Introvert Cat Womens Short Sleeve Teal V-neck T-Shirt
$25
Funny plant lover magnet with Hey, Botany Plants Lately? pun
Funny plant lover magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Botany Plants Magnet
$4.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Drunk Fairy Tale artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Drunk Fairy Tale artwork, upright view with clear lid
Drunk Fairy Tale 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Funny lighthouse magnet with Keep Your Ship Together message
Lighthouse Ship Magnet
$4.95
Book lover journal with illustrated book stack and “I Read Banned Books” on pink
Hardcover Banned Books journal inside cover view showing the pink cover
Banned Books Blank Lined Journal Notebook
$23.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Banned Books artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Banned Books artwork, upright view with clear lid
Banned Books 12oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Clear Lid
$24.95
Mermaid zip hoodie flat back view with “And she became one with the sea” artwork
Blue mermaid zip hoodie flat front view with coordinating chest design
Coral Mermaid Zipper Hoodie Fleece Sweatshirt
$59
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Dandelion Wish artwork and “Some see weeds. Some see wishes.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Dandelion Wish artwork, side view with clear lid
Dandelion Wish 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Dragonfly Mushroom artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Dragonfly Mushroom artwork, upright view with clear lid
Dragonfly Mushroom 12oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Clear Lid
$24.95
Highland cow journal with daisies and “Here to Smell the Flowers” on a green hardcover
Hardcover Highland Cow journal inside cover view showing the green cover
Highland Cow Blank Lined Journal Notebook
$23.95
Funny cat dish towel featuring the Introverting Cat design
Introverting Cat Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny owl dish towel featuring the Owl Dreams design
Owl Dreams Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Sloth Running artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Sloth Running artwork, upright view with clear lid
Sloth Running 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Botany Plants coffee mug with “Hey! Botany plants lately?” design
Dark green Botany Plants coffee mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
Botany Plants Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Mermaid journal with coral wave and “And she became one with the sea” on emerald
Hardcover Coral Mermaid journal inside cover view showing the emerald cover
Coral Mermaid Blank Lined Journal Notebook
$23.95
Inspirational journal with dandelions and “Some see weeds. Some see wishes” on black
Hardcover Dandelion Wishes journal inside cover view showing the black cover
Dandelion Wishes Blank Lined Journal Notebook
$23.95
Dandelion dish towel with Dandelion Wishes artwork displayed on an oven handle
Dandelion dish towel close-up with “Some See Weeds. Some See Wishes” artwork and lettering
Dandelion Wishes Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny Hummingbird Drinking mini sign with “I'm outdoorsy! I enjoy day drinking on patios”
4x5 mini sign featuring Hummingbird Drinking, styled in an office with plant decor
Hummingbird Drinking 4x5" Mini-Sign
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Owl Dreams artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Owl Dreams artwork, upright view with clear lid
Owl Dreams 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Clear Lid
$24.95
Pirate Rottweiler Dog coffee mug with “Screw this. Let's drink rum and be pirates today” design
Black Pirate Rottweiler Dog coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Pirate Rottweiler Dog Mug
$19.95
Funny bicycle dish towel featuring the Sorry I'm Late Bicycle design
Sorry I'm Late Bicycle Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Botany Plants artwork on a patio deck
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Botany Plants artwork, centered product view
Botany Plants 20oz Tall Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Slider Lid
$36.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Botany Plants artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Botany Plants artwork, upright view with clear lid
Botany Plants 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Inspirational Dandelion Wish mini sign with “Some see weeds. Some see wishes”
4x5 mini sign featuring Dandelion Wish, styled in an office with plant decor
Dandelion Wish 4x5" Mini-Sign
$14.95
Nature zip hoodie back view with dragonfly, mushrooms and Think Outside quote
Olive zip hoodie front view with small dragonfly and mushroom chest design
Dragonfly Mushroom Zipper Hoodie Fleece Sweatshirt
$59
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Drunk Fairy Tale artwork, centered product view
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Drunk Fairy Tale artwork, left-side view of the wraparound design
Drunk Fairy Tale 20oz Tall Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Slider Lid
$36.95