Escape Artists know that getting away doesn't always require leaving town. Sometimes all it takes is a good story, a change of scenery, or a strategically ignored phone. This collection is for readers, wanderers, beach lovers, and anyone who knows that being unavailable can be a beautiful thing.
Hummingbird dish towel featuring the Hummingbird Drinking design
Hummingbird Drinking Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Mermaid Coffee Mug with “Screw this. Let's drink coffee and be mermaids!” design
Light blue Mermaid Coffee Mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Mermaid Coffee Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Owl Dreams Coffee Mug with “Follow your dreams, they said. So I went back to bed” design
Dark blue Owl Dreams Coffee Mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Owl Dreams Coffee Mug | Funny Nap Lover Gift | Owl Humor Mug
$19.95
Banned Books Coffee Mug featuring I Read Banned Books design
Black Banned Books Coffee Mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Banned Books Coffee Mug | Funny Book Lover Gift | Literary Rebel Mug
$19.95
Banned books magnet with I Read Banned Books literary design
Banned books magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Banned Books Magnet
$4.95
Book lover dish towel with Banned Books artwork displayed on an oven handle
Book lover dish towel close-up with “I Read Banned Books” artwork and lettering
Banned Books Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Dragonfly Mushroom coffee mug with “Think outside. No box required” design
Dragonfly Mushroom coffee mug, handle-right view showing the wraparound design
Dragonfly Mushroom Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Sorry I'm Late Bicycle coffee mug with “Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come” design
Dark green Sorry I'm Late Bicycle coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Sorry I'm Late Bicycle Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny drinking magnet with If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk quote
Funny drinking magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Drunk Fairy Tale Magnet
$4.95
Funny patio drinking magnet with I'm Outdoorsy hummingbird quote
Funny patio drinking magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Hummingbird Patio Magnet
$4.95
Hummingbird Patio green coffee mug featuring hummingbird sipping nectar artwork
Light green Hummingbird Patio green coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Hummingbird Drinking Green Mug
$19.95
Introverting Cat white coffee mug with “Go away. I'm introverting” design
Introverting Cat white coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Introvert Cat Ceramic Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny sloth dish towel featuring the Sloth Running design
Sloth Running Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Hummingbird Drinking artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Hummingbird Drinking artwork, upright view with clear lid
Hummingbird Drinking 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Sloth Running and Napping coffee mug with “I love running. Just kidding. I love naps” design
Light green Sloth Running and Napping coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Sloth Loves Running Napping Mug
$19.95
Funny plant lover dish towel with Botany Plants artwork displayed on an oven handle
Funny plant lover dish towel close-up with “Hey! Botany Plants Lately?” artwork and lettering
Botany Plants Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Pirate Cat coffee mug with “Screw this. Let's drink rum and be pirates” design
Black Pirate Cat coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Pirate Cat Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny introvert cat magnet with Go Away, I'm Introverting quote
Funny introvert cat magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Introverting Cat Magnet
$4.95
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Banned Books artwork on a patio deck
20 oz insulated travel tumbler with Banned Books artwork, right-side view of the wraparound design
Banned Books 20oz Tall Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Slider Lid
$36.95
Funny coffee and mermaid dish towel with “Screw This. Let's Drink Coffee and Be Mermaids Today” artwork
Coffee Mermaid Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Inspirational dandelion magnet with Some See Weeds, Some See Wishes quote
Inspirational dandelion magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Dandelion Wish Magnet
$4.95
Nature lover magnet with dragonfly, mushrooms, and Think Outside message
Nature lover magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Dragonfly Mushroom Magnet
$4.95
Dandelion Wishes coffee mug with “Some see weeds. Some see wishes” design
Black Dandelion Wishes coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Dandelion Wishes Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Dragonfly and mushroom dish towel with “Think Outside. No Box Required” artwork
Dragonfly and mushroom dish towel with Dragonfly + Mushroom artwork displayed on an oven handle
Dragonfly + Mushroom Flour Sack Dish Towel: “Think Outside (No Box Required)”
$14.95
Funny fairy tale dish towel featuring the Drunk Fairy Tale design
Drunk Fairy Tale Flour Sack Dish Towel
$14.95
Funny introvert magnet with Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come quote
Funny introvert magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Sorry Late Bicycle Magnet
$4.95
Book lover Banned Books mini sign with “I Read Banned Books”
4x5 mini sign featuring Banned Books, styled in an office with plant decor
Banned Books 4x5" Mini-Sign
$14.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Mermaid Wine artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Mermaid Wine artwork, upright view with clear lid
Mermaid Wine 12oz Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Funny sleepy owl magnet with Follow Your Dreams, So I Went Back to Bed quote
Funny sleepy owl magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Owl Dreams Magnet
$4.95
Funny cow magnet with Not My Pasture, Not My B.S. boundary quote
Funny cow magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Cow Pasture Magnet
$4.95