Sasquatch Not Going Dish Towel
If I can't bring my sasquatch, I'm not going. I hate it when he gets so sad. A completely reasonable position. Some companions are non-negotiable, and this one happens to be large, hairy, and emotionally sensitive. A towel for anyone who has ever declined an invitation on behalf of someone who wasn't even invited.
A perfect gift for Sasquatch enthusiasts, homebodies, and anyone whose plus-one policy is non-negotiable.
Perfect for:
- Sasquatch and cryptid fans
- Homebodies and selective social participants
- Funny housewarming and birthday gifts for the loyally antisocial
Details:
- 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel
- Flat weave
- 27" x 27"
- Machine washable, tumble dry
- Made in USA with imported materials
- Original artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell
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