Our Family Motto: "Well, that escalated quickly."
Every family has its traditions. Yours just happens to involve drama, snacks, and a raccoon or three flying through the air.
Featuring a trio of totally unhinged raccoons and the all-too-relatable phrase “Well, that escalated quickly,” this bold purple hardcover journal is here to capture the beautiful disaster of yout everyday life.
Illustrated by artist Tamara Bissell and printed in-house at our Oregon studio, this notebook is a tribute to lovable dysfunction—and the people who make it worth writing about.
Details:
Size: A5 (5.8” x 8.3”) – easy to carry, hard to lose in the madness
Cover: Matte hardcover with a soft-touch finish
Interior: 128 college-ruled lined pages (approx. 7mm spacing)
Paper: 120 gsm—durable enough for emotional scribbles, doodles, and exasperated grocery lists
Includes: Black-ink pen, elastic band closure, built-in pen loop, inner pocket for secrets, $20 bills, or emergency contacts, double ribbon bookmark
Mood: Wild. Relatable. Mildly feral.
Why You’ll Love It:
Lays flat so you can chronicle every glorious meltdown
Those raccoons? Hand-illustrated and clearly part of your spirit animal collective
Printed by a small team who totally gets that family = functional chaos
Includes a pen, because these stories won’t write themselves
A portion of proceeds supports SMART Reading in Oregon—because not every family motto includes literacy, but it should
Journals ship free when you buy two or more
Gift It To:
Your sibling. Your best friend with four kids. Yourself—because your life is the group text.
Grab it before it climbs something it shouldn't.
