For the person who has seen things, judged them thoroughly, and is now making prolonged uncomfortable eye contact about it.
This oversized reusable fabric sticker features a magnificently intense emu face with the kind of stare that says, “I know what you did, and frankly, I expected worse.”
Peel it, stick it, move it around, and let this suspicious bird silently monitor the room on your behalf. It is perfect for places where people need a tiny reminder that someone is watching, judging, and possibly plotting.
Made from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is helpful because the emu is already bringing plenty of emotional pressure.
Perfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, classrooms, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a little unblinking supervision.
Great for:
Bird lovers
Emu fans
Coworkers with excellent side-eye
Teachers, nurses, retail warriors, and office survivors
People who enjoy weird animal humor
Funny office gifts
“I saw this and immediately felt judged” gifting
Product details:
Reusable fabric sticker
Removable and repositionable
Drama-free application
5x7 packaged size
Original Pithitude illustration
Textured matte finish
Designed for laughs, side-eye, and deeply unnecessary eye contact
Peel. Stick. Repeat. Let the emu handle the staring.
Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.
