Our “Honey, I Am the Water Hazard” mermaid dishtowel is for anyone who has ever watched a ball take a confident little flight straight into the drink and thought, “Yep. That feels personal.” Equal parts coastal cute and golf-course chaos, this towel brings splashy attitude to kitchens, bar carts, lake houses, and anywhere the phrase “I had a great front nine” is used as emotional support.
Printed in-house on a premium, absorbent cotton flour sack towel, this design is bright, cheeky, and ready for actual dish duty. Hang it proudly, gift it generously, and let your guests know you take your humor with a side of water feature.
Why You’ll Love It:
Original artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell
Printed on demand in our Brookings, OR studio
Super absorbent + built to survive actual dish duty
Perfect gift for golfers, coastal kitchens, lake houses, and anyone who “accidentally” aims for the water
Honey, I am the water hazard. Because sometimes the course needs a little personality.
100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel
27" x 27"
Made in USA with imported materials.
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Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.
