"Honey, I Am the Water Hazard" Mermaid Golf Dish Towel
For anyone who has ever watched a ball take a confident little flight straight into the drink and thought, "Yep. That feels personal." Equal parts coastal cute and golf-course chaos, this towel brings splashy attitude to kitchens, bar carts, lake houses, and anywhere the phrase "I had a great front nine" is used as emotional support.
Printed in-house on a premium absorbent cotton flour sack towel, this design is bright, cheeky, and ready for actual dish duty. Hang it proudly, gift it generously, and let your guests know you take your humor with a side of water feature.
Why You'll Love It:
- Original artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell
- Printed on demand in our Brookings, OR studio
- Super absorbent and built to survive actual dish duty
- Perfect gift for golfers, coastal kitchens, lake houses, and anyone who "accidentally" aims for the water
Details:
- 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel
- Flat weave
- 27" x 27"
- Machine washable, tumble dry
- Made in USA with imported materials
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Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.
