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We ship nationwide from the Oregon Coast for $7.95. Shipping is free on orders of $49 or more.
Geezer Tortoise Dish Towel
Geezer. Formerly known as Stud Muffin. This tortoise has lived a full life, earned every wrinkle, and is at complete peace with the rebranding. A warm, funny towel for anyone who has transitioned from one era to the next with grace, humor, and a very slow walk.
A perfect gift for milestone birthdays, retirements, and anyone who has officially achieved geezer status and is wearing it proudly.
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Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.
We ship Monday through Friday via UPS and USPS. Orders without customization generally ship the next business day. You will receive tracking confirmation via email when your order ships. For custom orders, please add 48hrs to processing time.
TUESDAY: 10-4
WEDNESDAY: 10-4
THURSDAY: 10-4
FRIDAY: 10-4
SATURDAY: 10-4
Closed Sundays and Mondays
Come laugh with us at the Port of Brookings-Harbor,
where the Chetco River meets the mighty Pacific Ocean!
1 (541) 254-9550
shop@pithitude.com
Find us on the boardwalk...
next door to Bell & Whistle Coffee House, and behind Boardwalk Mail.
16340 Lower Harbor Rd. #102
Brookings, OR 97415
Pithitude is an independent humor gift company creating funny mugs, dish towels, drinkware, journals, apparel, magnets, signs, and small gifts that make people feel seen. Based in Brookings, Oregon, Pithitude prints on-site and ships nationwide.
Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.