Some people talk. Some people keep talking. Some people appear to be building a verbal fence around your will to live.
Featuring original dog artwork by Tamara Bissell, this deep blue hardcover journal captures that very special moment when your face has left the conversation but your body is still technically present. Surrounded by a cloud of “blah blah blah,” this tired little dog is tucked in, tuned out, and emotionally unavailable in the most relatable way.
Use it for journaling, list-making, sketching, note-taking, plotting your escape from meetings, or writing down the thoughts you absolutely cannot say out loud in public.
Printed in-house at our Brookings, Oregon studio, this notebook is equal parts useful, funny, and suspiciously accurate.
Details
Size: A5, 5.8” x 8.3”, the perfect size for your bag, desk drawer, nightstand, or emergency introvert kit
Cover: Matte hardcover with a soft-touch finish
Interior: 128 college-ruled lined pages, approx. 7mm spacing
Paper: 120 gsm, thick enough to handle deep thoughts without ghosting
Includes: Black-ink pen, elastic band closure, built-in pen loop, inner pocket for loose notes, receipts, or tiny grudges, plus a double ribbon bookmark
Mood: Tired. Judgy. Deeply relatable.
Why You’ll Love It
Lays flat for easy writing, dramatic planning, or pretending to take notes
Hand-illustrated dog art with peak “please stop speaking” energy
Printed by our small, salt-air-loving team in Oregon
Includes a black-ink pen, because finding a pen should not become a side quest
A portion of proceeds supports SMART Reading in Oregon
Journals ship free when you buy two or more
Gift It To
Dog lovers. Introverts. Coworkers. Students. Teachers. Meeting survivors. Your friend who has perfected the dead-eyed stare. Yourself, because sometimes your brain needs a place to put all the blah before it leaks out your face.
Limited edition. Because even blah blah blah has to end eventually.
