Boobie Assassin Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker
- Price
- $9.95
For the person who wakes up disappointed to find everyone is still here and apparently expects them to participate.
Peel it, stick it, move it around, and let this bird deliver the cheerful morning greeting your soul was too tired, or legally advised, to say out loud.
Made from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is helpful when your morning personality is already doing enough.
Perfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, coffee stations, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a little dark humor before noon.
Great for:
Bird lovers
Morning people, ironically
Not-morning people, accurately
Overworked coworkers
Teachers, nurses, retail warriors, and introverts
Funny office gifts
“I saw this and immediately heard your voice” gifting
Product details:
Reusable fabric sticker
Removable and repositionable
Drama-free application
5x7 packaged size
Original Pithitude illustration
Textured matte finish
Designed for laughs, caffeine, and suspiciously specific morning energy
Peel. Stick. Repeat. Follow up with the assassins.
Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.
Shipping Information
We ship Monday through Friday via UPS and USPS. Orders without customization generally ship the next business day. You will receive tracking confirmation via email when your order ships. For custom orders, please add 48hrs to processing time.