"Who Left the Box of Idiots Open Again?"
Feathered Fury Meets Pithy Wit
This chick has had it. With the world. With your coworkers. With small talk.
Illustrated by artist Tamara Bissell, this bright yellow hardcover journal is for those days when you're one box-of-idiots away from a meltdown. Bold, funny, and fully fed up, it’s the ideal sidekick for snarky notes and eye-roll-worthy observations.
Printed in-house at our Brookings, Oregon studio, this journal is a high-quality dose of attitude with a soft-touch finish and unapologetic flair.
Details:
Size: A5 (5.8” x 8.3”) – just right for your bag, your desk, or your emotional support sarcasm
Cover: Matte hardcover with a soft-touch finish (looks cheerful, feels dangerous)
Interior: 128 college-ruled lined pages (approx. 7mm spacing)
Paper: 120 gsm—won’t ghost on you like your ex or your last gel pen
Includes: Black-ink pen, elastic band closure, built-in pen loop, inner pocket for snide ideas or emergency coffee cash, double ribbon bookmark
Mood: Judgy. Over it. Slightly homicidal.
Why You’ll Love It:
Lays flat for easy venting, planning, or general scorn
That chick? Totally original. Totally unamused.
Printed by our team of humans who get the vibe
Includes a pen, because you deserve one less thing to deal with
A portion of proceeds supports SMART Reading in Oregon
Journals ship free when you buy two or more
Gift It To:
Your favorite grump. The coworker who says what you're thinking. Your sister. Yourself. Anyone who lives life with a raised brow and a sharp tongue.
Snag it now before this chick flies the coop.
