From sassy llamas to ninja sloths, our collection of alternative animals (meaning not dogs and not cats) is sure to catch your eye. We illustrate all of our artwork to bring laughter into your life. Pick something out for yourself, a friend, or someone special.

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12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Get Worse Frog artwork and “It will probably get worse.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Get Worse Frog artwork, side view with clear lid
Get Worse Frog 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Funny bear magnet with My Spirit Bear Needs a Nap quote
Funny bear magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Spirit Bear Magnet
$3.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Awesome Squirrel artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Awesome Squirrel artwork, side view with clear lid
Awesome Squirrel 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Barn Horse artwork and “Why, yes. I was born in a barn!” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Barn Horse artwork, side view with clear lid
Barn Horse 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Funny alpaca magnet with Well, At Least You're Pretty quote
Funny alpaca magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Pretty Alpaca Magnet
$3.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Pretty Alpaca artwork and “Well, at least you're pretty.” quote, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Pretty Alpaca artwork, upright view with clear lid
Pretty Alpaca 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Clear Lid
$24.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Inappropriate Goat artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Inappropriate Goat artwork, upright view with clear lid
Inappropriate Goat 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler with Clear Lid
$24.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Ewe Crazy artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Ewe Crazy artwork, upright view with clear lid
Ewe Crazy 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Funny tortoise magnet with Geezer, Formerly Known as Stud Muffin quote
Funny tortoise magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Geezer Tortoise Magnet
$3.95
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Geezer Tortoise artwork, centered product view
12 oz insulated wine tumbler with Geezer Tortoise artwork, view with clear lid
Geezer Tortoise 12oz Stemless Insulated Stainless Steel Tumbler
$24.95
Geezer Tortoise coffee mug with “Geezer: formally known as Stud Muffin” design
Geezer Tortoise coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Geezer Tortoise Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny Geezer tortoise T-shirt modeled at a classic car gathering
Charcoal men’s tortoise T-shirt flat front view with “Formerly known as Stud Muffin” quote
Geezer Tortoise Men's Short Sleeve Charcoal T-Shirt
$25
Otter Ray of Pitch Black coffee mug with “I'm just a little ray of pitch black” design
Otter Ray of Pitch Black coffee mug, handle-left view showing the wraparound design
Otter Ray of Pitch Black Mug by Pithitude
$19.95
Funny goat magnet with Currently Experiencing Inappropriate Thoughts quote
Funny goat magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Inappropriate Goat Magnet
$3.95
Calm giraffe magnet with Kindly Do Not Alter My Calm message
Calm giraffe magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Calm Giraffe Magnet
$3.95
Funny sea otter magnet with I'm Just a Little Ray of Pitch Black quote
Funny sea otter magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Otter Ray Magnet
$3.95
Funny fox magnet with I Have No More Fox to Give quote
Funny fox magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
No More Fox Magnet | Funny Sarcastic Gift
$3.95
Funny sloth magnet with I Love Running, Just Kidding, I Love Naps quote
Funny sloth magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Sloth Running Magnet
$3.95
Funny moose magnet with Already Disturbed, Proceed With Caution warning
Funny moose magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Disturbed Moose Magnet
$3.95
Romantic sea otter magnet held between fingers to show 2.25-inch size
Romantic sea otter magnet resting in an open palm with glossy finish visible
Sea Otters Holding Hands Magnet
$3.95
Funny chinchilla magnet with Overworked and Underintoxicated quote
Funny work magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Overworked Chinchilla Magnet
$3.95
Funny coffee lover magnet with beaver and I Drink the Coffee and Do the Things quote
Funny coffee lover magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Beaver Things Magnet
$3.95
Funny bear magnet with I Had a Big Butt Before It Was Cool quote
Funny bear magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Big Butt Bear Magnet
$3.95
Funny iguana magnet with Wait for It. Nope. Still Do Not Care quote
Funny iguana magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Iguana Care Magnet
$3.95
Funny Sasquatch magnet with If I Can't Bring My Sasquatch, I'm Not Going quote
Funny Sasquatch magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Sasquatch Not Going Magnet
$3.95
Funny hedgehog magnet with Not a Morning Person quote
Funny hedgehog magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Morning Hedgehog Magnet
$3.95
Funny cow magnet with Not My Pasture, Not My B.S. boundary quote
Funny cow magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Cow Pasture Magnet
$3.95
Funny decaf cow magnet with calm calf and Decalf coffee pun
Funny decaf cow magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Decalf Magnet
$3.95
Funny coffee cow magnet with caffeinated calf and Calf coffee pun
Funny coffee cow magnet held in hand to show 2.25-inch size and glossy finish
Calf Magnet
$3.95
Funny Sasquatch magnet with campfire hot dogs and Wanted: Female With Buns quote
Sasquatch Campfire Buns Magnet
$3.95