{"product_id":"slow-down-sloth-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","title":"Slow Down Sloth Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"254\"\u003eFor the person who needs a tiny sloth to look them lovingly in the face and say, “Absolutely not at that speed.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eThis oversized reusable fabric sticker features a sweet little sloth offering a heart and the reminder you may not want, but probably need: slow down before your nervous system starts throwing furniture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"625\"\u003ePeel it, stick it, move it around, and let this adorable loaf of calm deliver the message for you. No lecture. No guilt. Just a soft little pause button with claws.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eMade from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, because rest should not require a permission slip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003ePerfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, bedrooms, classrooms, therapy offices, yoga spaces, craft rooms, or anywhere someone needs a small furry reminder to unclench.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eGreat for:\u003cbr data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eSloth lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eOverthinkers and overdoers\u003cbr data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003eTeachers, nurses, therapists, and office survivors\u003cbr data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1176\"\u003ePeople who confuse “resting” with “failing”\u003cbr data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eFunny self-care gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e“I saw this and thought you needed to sit down” gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003eProduct details:\u003cbr data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eReusable fabric sticker\u003cbr data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003eRemovable and repositionable\u003cbr data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003eDrama-free application\u003cbr data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003e5x7 packaged size\u003cbr data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eOriginal Pithitude illustration\u003cbr data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003eTextured matte finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003eDesigned for laughs, soft boundaries, and tiny emotional course correction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003ePeel. Stick. Repeat. At sloth speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42953820078178,"sku":"WD57SLW","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/files\/slow_sloth_5x7_packaged_white.jpg?v=1779336597","url":"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/products\/slow-down-sloth-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","provider":"Pithitude","version":"1.0","type":"link"}