{"product_id":"pithitude-emu-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","title":"Pithitude Emu Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eFor the person who has seen things, judged them thoroughly, and is now making prolonged uncomfortable eye contact about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"650\"\u003eThis oversized reusable fabric sticker features a magnificently intense emu face with the kind of stare that says, “I know what you did, and frankly, I expected worse.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"874\"\u003ePeel it, stick it, move it around, and let this suspicious bird silently monitor the room on your behalf. It is perfect for places where people need a tiny reminder that someone is watching, judging, and possibly plotting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eMade from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is helpful because the emu is already bringing plenty of emotional pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003ePerfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, classrooms, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a little unblinking supervision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003eGreat for:\u003cbr data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eBird lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eEmu fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eCoworkers with excellent side-eye\u003cbr data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eTeachers, nurses, retail warriors, and office survivors\u003cbr data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003ePeople who enjoy weird animal humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1472\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eFunny office gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1496\"\u003e“I saw this and immediately felt judged” gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1548\" data-end=\"1794\"\u003eProduct details:\u003cbr data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003eReusable fabric sticker\u003cbr data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1593\"\u003eRemovable and repositionable\u003cbr data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eDrama-free application\u003cbr data-start=\"1646\" data-end=\"1649\"\u003e5x7 packaged size\u003cbr data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003eOriginal Pithitude illustration\u003cbr data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003eTextured matte finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003eDesigned for laughs, side-eye, and deeply unnecessary eye contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1796\" data-end=\"1848\"\u003ePeel. Stick. Repeat. Let the emu handle the staring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42990760788066,"sku":"WD57PE","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/files\/emu5x7packagedpeelme.jpg?v=1780523864","url":"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/products\/pithitude-emu-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","provider":"Pithitude","version":"1.0","type":"link"}