{"product_id":"idiot-chick-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","title":"Idiot Chick Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"301\"\u003eFor the person who keeps trying to mind their own business, only to look up and find the idiots have escaped again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"487\"\u003eThis oversized reusable fabric sticker features a tiny judgmental chick who has seen the situation, assessed the situation, and would like to know who is responsible for this nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"636\"\u003ePeel it, stick it, move it around, and let this furious little observer ask the question you’ve been politely not screaming into the snack cabinet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"871\"\u003eMade from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is more than we can say for the current situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003ePerfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, classrooms, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a tiny witness to the ongoing collapse of common sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eGreat for:\u003cbr data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1077\"\u003eChicken lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eTeachers, nurses, retail warriors, and office survivors\u003cbr data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eOverworked coworkers\u003cbr data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003ePeople with one nerve left\u003cbr data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eFunny office gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003e“I saw this and immediately thought of your workplace” gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003eProduct details:\u003cbr data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eReusable fabric sticker\u003cbr data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003eRemovable and repositionable\u003cbr data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1367\"\u003eDrama-free application\u003cbr data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003e5x7 packaged size\u003cbr data-start=\"1409\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eOriginal Pithitude illustration\u003cbr data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003eTextured matte finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003eDesigned for laughs, side-eye, and observing humanity from a safe distance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1548\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003ePeel. Stick. Repeat. Find the lid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42953801629794,"sku":"WD57XB","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/files\/idiot_chick_5x7_packaged_white.jpg?v=1779335576","url":"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/products\/idiot-chick-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","provider":"Pithitude","version":"1.0","type":"link"}