{"product_id":"boobie-assassin-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","title":"Boobie Assassin Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"517\"\u003eFor the person who wakes up disappointed to find everyone is still here and apparently expects them to participate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"671\"\u003ePeel it, stick it, move it around, and let this bird deliver the cheerful morning greeting your soul was too tired, or legally advised, to say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eMade from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is helpful when your morning personality is already doing enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003ePerfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, coffee stations, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a little dark humor before noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1336\"\u003eGreat for:\u003cbr data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1109\"\u003eBird lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003eMorning people, ironically\u003cbr data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eNot-morning people, accurately\u003cbr data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eOverworked coworkers\u003cbr data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eTeachers, nurses, retail warriors, and introverts\u003cbr data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eFunny office gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e“I saw this and immediately heard your voice” gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1338\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003eProduct details:\u003cbr data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003eReusable fabric sticker\u003cbr data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003eRemovable and repositionable\u003cbr data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1414\"\u003eDrama-free application\u003cbr data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e5x7 packaged size\u003cbr data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003eOriginal Pithitude illustration\u003cbr data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003eTextured matte finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003eDesigned for laughs, caffeine, and suspiciously specific morning energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003ePeel. Stick. Repeat. Follow up with the assassins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42953794584674,"sku":"WD57BA","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/files\/assassin_5x7_packaged_white.jpg?v=1779334999","url":"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/products\/boobie-assassin-reusable-5x7-fabric-sticker","provider":"Pithitude","version":"1.0","type":"link"}