{"title":"Over It Already","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor people who have run out of patience but still have plenty of opinions. They've survived the meetings, tolerated the idiots, and mastered the art of looking interested while mentally composing their resignation letter. This collection is for anyone whose last nerve has packed a bag, left no forwarding address, and frankly couldn't be happier.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"get-worse-frog-magnet-or-pinback-button","title":"Get Worse Frog Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"It will probably get worse.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow's that for inspiration?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes the most honest thing you can say is: yep, it might get worse. And somehow, that's weirdly comforting. This little frog gets it. Stick it on the fridge for a daily dose of darkly funny, deeply relatable wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Fans of dry humor and absurdist optimism\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who's had a week that kept finding new lows\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for friends who appreciate honesty over toxic positivity\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, office desks, and anywhere a reality check is welcome\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I love this magnet so much that I'm going to buy the matching cup next ribbit. Cute and shipped really fast.\" — M.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31401096740962,"sku":"MAGWF","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/worsefrogbuttonlisting.png?v=1584671475"},{"product_id":"eye-punch-cat-magnet-or-button-k4-funny-magnet-funny-button","title":"Eye Punch Cat Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Stop punching me with your eyes!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTrue origin story: that's exactly what my husband said to me when I was glaring at him. I had to stop and laugh!  If you've ever communicated volumes with a single withering look, this cat is your spirit animal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Cat owners who know the power of The Glare\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone with a resting cat face (you know who you are)\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for sassy friends, partners, and coworkers with strong opinions\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, office doors, and anywhere a little attitude is appreciated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Hysterical! Fast shipping and great communication with the seller!\" — Vic\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca title=\"FAQ\" href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31401090744418,"sku":"MAGEP","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/eyepunchcatbuttonlisting.png?v=1584671116"},{"product_id":"blue-footed-boobie-assassin-blue-mug","title":"Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Blue Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.\" Again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis blue-footed boobie has survived another night and is greeting the day with the calm, measured confidence of someone who has been through things. The perfect mug for anyone who wakes up each morning with a similar sense of weary triumph.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is my sister's new favorite mug.\" — Meg\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"It's a hilarious item, thanks!\" — Susana\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Exactly as described, colors as depicted, carefully packed to prevent damage, arrived in a timely fashion.\" — Gail\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937578564,"sku":"MGBA","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/boobieassassin2023mugmain.jpg?v=1674188195"},{"product_id":"eye-punch-dog-chihuahua-blue-mug-cup","title":"Eye Punch Dog Chihuahua Blue Mug Cup","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'm punching you with my eyes.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou have offended me greatly. I suggest grovelling and bacon treats to redeem my favor. This chihuahua has assessed the situation and found it wanting. A mug for everyone who has ever been on the receiving end of that look and known exactly what it meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Bought as a Christmas gift for my dad. Came just as pictured and he totally loves it!\" — Kelsey\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I bought three of these, two as gifts and one for myself. Being a lover of Chihuahuas, I had to have this mug. It captures their attitude perfectly. It cracks me up.\" — Teri\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Very cute\/funny mug. The recipient loves it!!\" — Carla\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937581764,"sku":"MGED","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/eyedog2023mugmain.jpg?v=1674188541"},{"product_id":"sea-turtle-happy-face-mug-funny-mug-quote-mug","title":"Happy Face Turtle Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlways being asked to smile? Let the mug do it for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis happy face turtle has enough smile for the whole table and is not even trying. A mug for anyone who appreciates a low-effort solution to a high-frequency request.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Absolutely perfect! He's able to smile every morning when he drinks his coffee from this mug. Works just as I wanted it to!\" — Donna\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Looks great, just like the picture. And I ordered it Sunday and it was across the country by Wednesday.\" — Hannah\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"LOL every time, a good laugh. Super fast shipping. Packed safely. 5 star shop.\" — Tracy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The mug is perfect in person, exactly as pictured and nice quality.\" — Emily\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with white handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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A mug for anyone who starts each morning with a similar assessment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I originally ordered myself one of these mugs, and loved it! Then one of my family members kept attempting to swipe it when I wasn't looking, so I bought her her own one.\" — Cedar\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"So great!\" — Cassandra\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I bought this as a secret Santa gift and my recipient and everyone else loved it! He is obsessed with emus and thought the picture was hilarious!\" — Angela\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with green handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation: ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937595332,"sku":"MGNH","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/newhell2023mugmain.jpg?v=1674188859"},{"product_id":"get-worse-frog-mug-by-pithitude","title":"Get Worse Frog Mug by Pithitude","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"It will probably get worse.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGot a coworker or family member with Eeyore Syndrome? This mug is for them. Let them know you are getting the message loud and clear. This frog has assessed the situation, considered the possibilities, and landed on the most statistically honest conclusion. A mug for the realists, the pessimists, and everyone who has ever been right about something they wished they weren't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Frog lovers and amphibian enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• The office pessimist, the realistic friend, and anyone who calls it like they see it\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for coworkers, family members, and anyone who needs their worldview validated\u003cbr\u003e• Desks, kitchens, and anywhere a fair warning is appreciated\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937596740,"sku":"MGWF","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/get_worse_frog_light_blue_mug_main.jpg?v=1539714578"},{"product_id":"what-new-hell-ostrich-magnet-or-button-f16","title":"What New Hell Emu Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReally? This is happening now? Isn't it someone else's turn yet? Seriously?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis emu has seen things. Done things. Been asked to deal with things that were absolutely not in the job description. And the look on its face says everything you've ever felt on a Monday morning, a bad news Tuesday, or a \"why is this my problem\" Friday. Stick it on the fridge and feel deeply understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who greets each new day with theatrical dread\u003cbr\u003e• Emu fans and bird lovers with a dark sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for coworkers, managers, and anyone surviving a rough season\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, office doors, and anywhere solidarity is needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This ostrich is my spirit animal!\" — Katie\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I think this is a former boss of mine surveying my desk. Same eyes for sure!\" — S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Love magnets from this shop. I give them as gifts and everyone loves them!\" — Gwen\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Item is awesome and man did it arrive quickly!\" — Amy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31401131835490,"sku":"MAGNH","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/new_hell_revised_2018_button_listing.png?v=1567996875"},{"product_id":"happy-face-sea-turtle-magnet-or-button-g11","title":"Happy Face Sea Turtle Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'm at the beach, the sun is shining, what would I have to be grumpy about?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sea turtle has figured it out. Sun, salt water, no agenda — just gliding through life with a smile that says everything is going to be fine. Stick this on your fridge and let a little of that beach energy into your kitchen every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Ocean lovers, beach dwellers, and sea turtle fans\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who needs a daily reminder to slow down and smile\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for beach trips, housewarming, or anyone who belongs by the sea\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, coastal kitchens, and anywhere good vibes are welcome\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Magnets arrived swiftly and are a very high quality!\" — Lee\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Fantastic magnets, always happy with my purchases in this shop.\" — Gwen\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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A mug for anyone who has experienced the particular sunshine that follows a certain person's departure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Seagull fans, beach lovers, and coastal enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who has experienced the relief of a cleared forecast\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for the sardonic friend, the dry-humor coworker, and anyone who gets it immediately\u003cbr\u003e• Desks, kitchens, and anywhere honest observations are appreciated\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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A mug for everyone who communicates volumes without saying a single word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I bought two — one for my sister and one for a friend. They absolutely love them!\" — Cleo\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Great mug! I love it!\" — Jolie\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Good quality, vibrant colors. 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Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937641860,"sku":"MGEP","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/eyecat2023mugmain.jpg?v=1674188491"},{"product_id":"eye-punch-chihuahua-dog-magnet-or-pinback-button-w10","title":"Eye Punch Chihuahua Dog Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'm punching you with my eyes.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have to! I'm standing on the sofa and giving you this powerful stare because you make me feel so — so — indignant! And offended! Do you feel that? I can't believe you've made me resort to this!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Chihuahua has feelings, and they are large, dramatic, and completely disproportionate to the situation — just as nature intended. A perfect companion piece to the Eye Punch Cat Magnet, for households with strong opinions across species.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Chihuahua owners who know The Stare intimately\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who communicates primarily through withering looks\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for dog lovers, small dog enthusiasts, and fans of big drama in tiny packages\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, office doors, and anywhere attitude is appreciated\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31401091891298,"sku":"MAGED","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/eyepunchdogbuttonlisting.png?v=1584671284"},{"product_id":"retired-frog-mug-by-pithitude","title":"Retired Frog Blue Mug by Pithitude","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Do it yourself. I'm retired.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAhhhhh. This is the life. This frog has put in the time, done the work, and is now fully committed to doing absolutely nothing on anyone else's schedule. A great retirement party gift for your favorite departing coworker or anyone who has earned the right to say exactly this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• New retirees and anyone celebrating the end of the alarm clock era\u003cbr\u003e• Frog lovers and anyone who has dreamed of this moment\u003cbr\u003e• Retirement party gifts, farewell gifts, and just-because gifts for the newly free\u003cbr\u003e• Porches, patios, and anywhere the schedule is entirely optional\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation, meaning ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":33740538319,"sku":"MGRF","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/retired_frog_light_blue_mug_handle_main.jpg?v=1535393354"},{"product_id":"pretty-alpaca-mug-by-pithitude","title":"Pretty Alpaca Mug by Pithitude","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Well, at least you're pretty.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut not the brightest bulb in the drawer, are you? This alpaca is gorgeous, fluffy, and completely at peace with its particular strengths. A mug for everyone who loves someone like this and means it in the most affectionate way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Alpaca lovers, llama fans, and admirers of fluffy animals\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who has delivered this compliment with genuine warmth\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for the beautiful friend, the lovably oblivious coworker, and anyone who gets the joke\u003cbr\u003e• Kitchens, offices, and anywhere gentle roasts are appreciated\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with pink handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation, meaning ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":33742032591,"sku":"MGPA","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/files\/prettyalpacamugmain.jpg?v=1686800323"},{"product_id":"black-pug-farting-mug-one-11oz-coffee-cup","title":"Black Buzzard Coffee Mug by Pithitude","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I like my coffee black, like my soul.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOwn it. Don't deny it. This buzzard has fully committed to the aesthetic and is not taking questions. A mug for everyone who drinks their coffee straight, skips the small talk, and appreciates a bird that truly understands the assignment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Gorgeous quality mug! The recipient of this gift LOVED it and purchased a few more for her friends. This item went to the TOP of my gift list.\" - Michael\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Cracks me up every morning that I use this cup.\" - Kate\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with black handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation, meaning ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35662028623,"sku":"MGBB","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/buzzard_black_mug_handle_main.jpg?v=1537459432"},{"product_id":"idiot-box-chick-mug-by-pithitude","title":"Idiot Box Chick Mug by Pithitude","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Who left the box of idiots open again?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes this sound like where you work? You might need this mug. This chick has surveyed the situation, identified the problem, and is asking the only reasonable question. A mug for anyone who has walked into a room and immediately known exactly what happened and who is responsible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Absolutely the funniest mug I have seen! Love it! I will be buying more of these mugs for gifts!\" - Caroline\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Bought this as a birthday gift for my wife's aunt. It fits her to a tee. The cup is well made and as described.\" - Randy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Try not to laugh...I dare you. This cute chick will brighten your morning coffee, or seem to understand your bad day at work during your evening tea time!\" - Kathy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation, meaning ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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A mug for anyone who has sat at their desk, held it together admirably, and needed the world to know it is a very close call today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Beautiful and perfectly sarcastic. Great gift but also going to order for myself!\" - Melanie\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I have never seen my aunt more tickled over a coffee mug than during this past Christmas. She drinks her tea out of it every morning. My sister keeps it on her desk with the owl facing forward.\" - Margaret\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with black handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation, meaning ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47643118991,"sku":"MGLX","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/losing_it_owl_black_mug_main.jpg?v=1539741297"},{"product_id":"already-disturbed-moose-funny-coffee-mug","title":"Already Disturbed Moose Funny Coffee Mug | Pithitude","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Already disturbed. Proceed with caution.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack away slowly and no one has to get hurt today. Or fired. This moose is providing a fair and timely warning and expects it to be taken seriously. 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Gorgeous artwork.\" - W\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with white handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation, meaning ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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