{"title":"Mermaid Golf","description":"\u003cp\u003eHoney, I AM the water hazard!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"merry-whatever-snowman-flour-sack-dish-towel-copy","title":"Mermaid Golf Flour Sack Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Honey, I Am the Water Hazard\" Mermaid Golf Dish Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who has ever watched a ball take a confident little flight straight into the drink and thought, \"Yep. That feels personal.\" Equal parts coastal cute and golf-course chaos, this towel brings splashy attitude to kitchens, bar carts, lake houses, and anywhere the phrase \"I had a great front nine\" is used as emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in-house on a premium absorbent cotton flour sack towel, this design is bright, cheeky, and ready for actual dish duty. Hang it proudly, gift it generously, and let your guests know you take your humor with a side of water feature.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal artwork by Pithitude founder Tamara Bissell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand in our Brookings, OR studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuper absorbent and built to survive actual dish duty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for golfers, coastal kitchens, lake houses, and anyone who \"accidentally\" aims for the water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlat weave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e27\" x 27\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA with imported materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"FAQ\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42430988255330,"sku":"DTMG","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/files\/mermaidgolfdishtowellistingflat.jpg?v=1767501227"},{"product_id":"mermaid-golf-mug-by-pithitude","title":"Mermaid Golf Mug by Pithitude","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"198\" data-start=\"111\"\u003eSome mornings you choose peace. 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