{"title":"A Little Off","description":"\u003cp\u003eNormal is overrated, and fitting in sounds exhausting. This collection is for the gloriously peculiar, the independently minded, and anyone who's ever been told, “You're a little weird,” and taken it as a compliment. They have unusual interests, questionable hobbies, and absolutely no intention of explaining themselves. Life's more interesting a little off-center. Besides, who wants to be perfectly normal when you could be perfectly ridiculous?\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"crazy-chihuahua-magnet-or-pinback-button-w2","title":"Crazy Chihuahua Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpoiler: they're not going to tuck it in. This Chihuahua has fully committed to the bit and has zero plans to dial it back. A tiny dog with maximum energy and absolutely no filter, this magnet is for everyone who loves them anyway (or sees themselves in them).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Chihuahua owners and small dog enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who's been told their personality is \"a lot\" (a compliment)\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for dog lovers, friends with big energy, and proud chaos agents\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, lockers, and anywhere that needs a little unhinged charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca title=\"FAQ\" href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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A mug for the dramatically expressive, the wonderfully unhinged, and everyone who loves them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I LOVE my mug! It is perfect!\" — Elissa\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The mug is absolutely darling and just like the picture. Perfect for any chihuahua lover.\" — Barbara\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Perfectly packaged.\" — Renita\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937595524,"sku":"MGCC","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/crazychihuahualightbluemug2023main.jpg?v=1674188434"},{"product_id":"coffee-poop-fish-magnet-or-button-f6-funny-magnet-funny-button","title":"Coffee Poop Fish Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOhhhh, is that why I always have to go right after I get to work????\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScience has spoken, and it is both enlightening and deeply inconvenient. This magnet connects the dots between your morning coffee and, well, the rest of the story — with a fish involved somehow, because nature is wild. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever had a very urgent realization at 9:02am.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Coffee lovers with a sense of humor about biology\u003cbr\u003e• Fishing enthusiasts who also appreciate a good gut laugh\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts for coworkers, office break rooms, and bathroom doors\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, coffee stations, and anywhere adults gather\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Round magnet featuring original Pithitude artwork\u003cbr\u003e• 2.25\" diameter\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality, sturdy, and made to last\u003cbr\u003e• Made of metal, ceramic, and mylar\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade and Printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31401077604450,"sku":"MAGCP","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/coffeepoopfishbuttonlisting.png?v=1584670698"},{"product_id":"nucking-futs-funny-squirrel-mug","title":"Nucking Futs Squirrel Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I'm nucking futs!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrazy. Bonkers. Off my head. Glad to meet you! This squirrel has no apologies, no explanations, and no plans to change. A mug for everyone who has leaned all the way into their particular brand of wonderful chaos and made it their whole personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is making me giggle. I just love it and the lucky person who receives it will too. Lightning fast shipping and the packaging was so secure it could have been run over and still be safe.\" — Wimsy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Her products are FANTASTIC and so is her customer service! I'm never afraid of her mugs breaking because she packs them so well. I absolutely would recommend this seller and her wares!\" — Aurora\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with white handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937601220,"sku":"MGNU","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/nuckingfuts2023mugmain.jpg?v=1674189020"},{"product_id":"stabby-narwhal-cute-blue-mug-cup","title":"Stabby Narwhal Cute Blue Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Caution: Stabby when startled.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the absolutely lovely narwhal or person in your life that really, really hates surprises. This narwhal is not aggressive by nature. It is simply providing accurate safety information and asking that you please announce yourself before approaching. A mug for everyone who has ever needed a similar warning label.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Cute and deadly.\" — Emma\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Cup is nicer than I thought and fast delivery.\" — Jane\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with blue handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. Laughter you can hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pithitude","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29937646020,"sku":"MGSW","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1495\/8898\/products\/stabby_narwhal_light_blue_mug_main.jpg?v=1540755820"},{"product_id":"coffee-makes-me-poop-mug-funny-mug-quote-mug","title":"Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Coffee makes me poop.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEspecially after my morning break at work. Science backs this up. The mug just says it out loud. A gift for the coffee drinker in your life who appreciates honesty, efficiency, and a good laugh before 9am.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat customers are saying:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is a gift for my aunt and I know she will love it. She shipped it right away and it got here in no time.\" — Caity\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz ceramic mug with black handle and interior\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e• Image will not fade or chip\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with dye-sublimation — ink is permanently pressed into the ceramic, not just on top of it\u003cbr\u003e• Made in the USA with imported materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestions about shipping or warranty? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pithitude.com\/pages\/frequently-asked-questions\" title=\"FAQ\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for our FAQ page!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePithitude. 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