Modern Witch’s Brew Lightweight Cardigan
-Limited Edition-
Brewed for the disenchanted and dangerously overbooked, this ultra-soft cardigan is the wardrobe layer you didn’t know you needed until Mercury retrograde got personal.
✨ Featuring original art by Tamara Bissell, the “Modern Witch’s Brew” reads like your to-do list... if your to-do list had glitter and a cherry tomato stabbed for dramatic flair.
🖤 Why You’ll Love It:
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Witchy Wisdom On Your Back: Original illustrated recipe for modern-day burnout survival, annotated with sarcasm and caffeine.
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Seriously Soft Fabric: Tri-blend magic — 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayon — light and breathable with a comfy drape.
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Details That Matter: Tear-away label (because scratchy neck tags are cursed), angled front hem, and flattering longer length.
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Layer Like a Legend: Weighing just 4.5 oz, it's perfect for cool evenings, ritual bonfires, and awkward family dinners alike.
📏 Sizing Info (Women’s Fit):
Available in sizes XS–4XL
From bust 32" (XS) to 55" (4XL)
Fit Tip: Runs true to size with a relaxed silhouette. Great for layering over tees or spells.
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Size
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Bust (in)
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XS
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32–34
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S
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35–36
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M
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37–38
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L
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39–41
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XL
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42–44
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XXL
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45–47
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3XL
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48–51
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4XL
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52–55
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🧼 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach, no drama.
🔮 Serving Suggestion:
Best worn while muttering vague affirmations and making passive-aggressive to-do lists. Ideal for waxing moons, full inboxes, or casual revenge plotting.
💬 What They’re Saying (Probably):
“OMG, this is so me.”
“Where did you get that?”
“Even my barista noticed it.”
$49 – Limited Batch
You’ll regret letting this spell slip away.
Add to cart and charm your closet.
